Final trade before the merger

Michael's

Bachelor Party

One last weekend on the open market.

MIKE ▲ 42.00

Fri – Sun · 12–14 September 2026

Las Vegas, Nevada

The prospectus

He's about to go off the market. We're taking him public one last time.

Three days, one crew, zero wedding admin. Whether you're in for the whole weekend or just closing night — your seat on the floor is reserved.

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The schedule

Order of business

Subject to change without notice. Attendance is not.

Fri · 5 PM

Opening bell

Check in, drop the bags, first round on the terrace before anyone changes.

Fri · 8 PM

The steakhouse

Dinner, cigars and the first round of decisions we'll be defending on Sunday.

Fri · 11 PM

Poker & whisky

Buy-in is $50. The house always wins — and tonight the house is the groom.

Sat · 10 AM

Recovery session

Coffee, eggs and sunglasses indoors. Nobody speaks before the second cup.

Sat · 1 PM

The main position

Karting, then the range. The one thing on this page the groom actually picked.

Sat · 9 PM

Closing night

Suits on, table booked, phones away. The main event of the weekend.

Sun · Noon

Settlement

Brunch, war stories, and everyone squares up before the ride home.

Asset allocation

The portfolio

Where the weekend gets invested. Past performance is no guarantee of future behaviour.

STK

Steakhouse dinnerLow risk

20%

PKR

Poker & whiskyHigh risk

25%

KRT

Karting & the rangeMedium risk

15%

CGR

Cigar loungeLow risk

10%

BRN

Recovery brunchEssential

10%

SLP

SleepHighly volatile

20%

Logistics

Where and how

Book your own flights — everything else is handled.

Headquarters

The Meridian Hotel

418 Fremont Street, Las Vegas
Two nights are covered by the fund. Rooms are twin-share unless you tell us otherwise — say so in the RSVP.

Open in maps ↗

Getting there

Fly in Friday

Land before 4 PM if you can.
We'll run one group transfer from the airport at 4:30 PM — drop your flight number in the RSVP and we'll put you on it.

Send my flight ↓

Before the bell

Due diligence

Six things in the bag and you're covered for the whole weekend.

A dark suitSaturday night is jacket-required. Tie is your call.

$50 in cashThe poker buy-in. Nobody is taking a bank transfer at 1 AM.

TrainersFor the karting. Loafers are not a racing shoe.

SunglassesLess for the sun, more for the Saturday brunch.

Your share of the fundDetails below — easiest to settle before we fly.

DiscretionSee clause 01. It is not negotiable.

Terms & conditions

The fine print

By boarding the plane you accept the following in full.

What happens on the floor stays on the floor. No screenshots, no group-chat receipts, no exceptions.

The groom pays for nothing between Friday 6 PM and Sunday noon. That's what the fund is for.

No wedding admin. Seating charts, florists and playlists are all off the table until Monday.

Phones face down at dinner. First one to reach for it covers the next round.

Everyone gets home. It's the only number on this page that has to balance.

Agreed by all parties Team Michael

Capital call

$320 / person

Covers two nights at the hotel, Saturday dinner and the main activity. Flights, drinks and poker losses are at your own risk.

Wire my share ↗

Dress code

Boardroom by night

Daytime is your own call. Saturday night is suits — dark, sharp, tie optional. Think closing a nine-figure deal, not attending a funeral.

Charcoal Midnight Oxblood Slate Gold Ivory

The groom's bow tie and the cigars are handled. Just bring the jacket.

Confirm your position

In or out?

Tell us which nights you're in for, what you're flying in on, and anything we should know before we book. Two minutes, tops.

Take my position ↗

Positions close 15 August 2026

The trading desk

Flights, room shares and the plans that don't belong on a website. Everything gets settled in the group chat — and the groom is not in it.

Join the desk ↗

To the groom — may the merger be even better than the run-up.

See you on the floor

Team Michael

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